Computers Are Perfectly Safe, Nothing To Worry About it

Computers are perfectly safe. There is nothing to worry about it.

Modern operating systems are perfectly safe. Okay, sometimes the front does fall off, like with Copy Fail, but that is very unusual, I would just like to make that clear. It’s not like there were 3 more vulnerabilities like it released just after it. Oh there were? Sorry, my bad.

Anyways, an operating system like Microsoft Windows is way better, and doesn’t have weird security vulnerabilities that look like intentional backdoors. Oh really? What’s that? It does. Well anyways, as I was saying..

…package managers are perfectly safe and free of worms. Right. Okay. NPM is a joke of an ecosystem that regularly induces massive supply-chain attacks?

Well surely, my trusty GitHub, a platform for code and development, doesn’t regularly suffer from catastrophic attacks? Oh what’s that?

Anyways, my data is perfectly safe at places like Vercel, the French Government, or Canvas.

And surely the US Government would never leak their keys by just leaving them out in the open.

I asked some IT professionals, and they told me that they most definitely do not feel like the entire world of computing is on fire and that everything is about to collapse at any moment.

Computers are perfectly safe. No need to worry about it.